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NPC-ya!

NPC-ya!

Aug 2, 2015

Do ye want te win a new mount, lots o’ Crowns, and some glory? All ya be needin’ is some ideas fer a new character in a new world! There be more details, so ye should be clicking here.

“Feast yer Eyes on this!” – Winners

“Feast yer Eyes on this!” – Winners

Oct 4, 2014

Ahoy! We have our winners for our latest contest. Drum roll, please…… First Place-  Stephen Hawkins, who wins a Huge Pile of Treasure housing item, the Pirate Hairstyle, and 10,000 crowns! Second Place- Dead-Eye Justin, Ruthless Destiny, Daniel, Crazy Ryan Upham, and Nicholas all win a Pirate Hairstyle and 5,000 crowns! Third Place- Jereomy Calkin, Mary, Arthur, Humble Brandon, Mason, Dead-Eye Steven Strong, Raven, Loyal Martin Xavier, Fiery Warwick Deveraux, and Quick James Hawkins win 2,000 crowns! Thanks for bein’ patient, and congratulations to the winners! Enjoy yer new treasure! And if ye happen to be one of the lucky winners, look for an email in the near...

Feast yer Eyes on this!

Feast yer Eyes on this!

Sep 19, 2014

Ahoy! It be talk like a pirate day and we mercs have a contest for ye! We pirates love to eat, and we be holdin’ a feast! The problem is we be needin’ ideas for some grub! Can ye come up with a menu that be bold enough to please us scurvy pirates? If ye do, ye shall be rewarded with some treasure….. To enter, all ye have to do is describe a feast fit for pirates! However, ye must speak like a pirate,  because we can’t understand that fancy, proper English that so many people have begun speakin’. Also, as ye probably know, Pirates aren’t the best readers, so please keep yer entries 200 words or less. If ye follow these three rules, then there be a chance of you  being a lucky winner. The prizes? 1 person will win the grand prize, consistin’ of a Huge Pile of Treasure housing item, the Pirate Hairstyle, and 10,000 crowns! 5 people will win the second place prize, which be a Pirate Hairstyle and 5,000 crowns! Last but not least, 10  third prize winners will win 2,000 crowns! Put yer entries in the comments below before 11:59 PM CST 9/26/14 to parrrticipate in this fine competition! We mercs will choose our favorite meals within the days followin’ the end of the contest.  Good luck to ye all and have a grrreat talk like a pirate day! If you have a question about the rules please ask BEFORE the contest deadline. Some of us are human so we do make mistakes but it is better for everyone involved if these issues are pointed out while there is still time to fix it. If it isn’t brought up ahead of time we have to assume everyone understands. We reserve the right to ignore rule challenges that occur after the winners are announced. Many thanks to KI for supplying the...

Arrrrgust Caption Craze Contest WINNERS!

Arrrrgust Caption Craze Contest WINNERS!

Aug 31, 2014

Congratulations to our Arrrrgust Caption Winners

“Fish are Friends, not Food” Winners!

“Fish are Friends, not Food” Winners!

Jul 13, 2014

Our Pirate101 pet raffle has ended and we have drawn our winners from entries on the blog & Pirate101 Central! Check here to see who the lucky winners are!

Flash Forward Winners!

Flash Forward Winners!

Jan 2, 2014

In first, we have Katalina:   Cadiz’s Casimir Security Penitentiary When we return to Valencia, a twist comes that doesn’t happen in most video games. We are busted sneaking in, and like an Armada Officer has warned us before, we are transported to Cadiz. We have a trial, and that’s where we meet the Queen. She is the Judge for this case, unfortunately. We call Mr. Swidget, and he gets permission to legally access Valencia. Kane has everyone in the Jury threatened, so it doesn’t go too well, and the Queen declares us guilty. Then we are transported to Cadiz’s Casimir Security Penitentiary(Don’t worry, it’s a dungeon, that way your pirate can still go home and stuff and you’re not barged in there.) When you go inside the dungeon, you’re in a cell. Then an Armada officer tells us it’s time for lunch and we go to the lunch room and see other criminals from all over the world. Including Calico Jake. We hatch a complex plan to escape. We create a riot in the lunchroom the following day, and all the officers from the lobby come to stop it, and we smuggle to it. Unfortunately there’s inspector guards by the Metal Detectors and we battle. Calico Jake is our ally in this battle. We take them apart so Gracie can learn about them, and we put their masks and clothes on as disguise, and we manage to get outside, and to the exit. However the guard clockworks notice we look like inspector clockworks, but we stop them before they can sound the alarm. Ratbeard finds a nearby cannon, but it needs powder. Gracie uses some from the Armada Musketeer’s Gun, but the wall won’t budge. We go back to the place where the Guard Clockworks were and Gracie figures out the machine, and manages to Open the doors. We escape, and Calico Jake joins our crew  Then we’re back on our way to Caligostro.   In second, we have Guardian1159 The update is a dungeon inside of a vortex that randomly pops up in Skull Island Skyway. Avery asks us to investigate the Vortex. Inside we find a ghost ship, Which attacks us. Were forced to...